Tara O'Neil

A beached whale.

"Oh boy look at that Tara O'Neil" Timmy said while at the beach.

by A Friend's Pink Elephant December 12, 2016

Simon Neil

Lead singer/ guitarist aryshire (which is in scotland) based rock band biffy clyro, and manages to sing and scream fuck well and still keep a slight scottish accent. Widely known for playing shirtless on stage and the fact that he tends to play shirtless at gigs, showing off his hairy chest and going mental in the process. Biffy Clyro are currently touring for their new album puzzle, inspired by his mother eleanor (r.i.p) who died while the band was on your for 2nd album vertigo of bliss and about to record 3rd album infinity land. this album is diferent from the rest of their back catalogue but still worthy of attention.
Simon is also a proud surporter of Aryhsire united and admits that if he hadnt been in a band he would have liked to be a footballer.

(sorry cant think of any other names)
dick:"hey whos the singer from that awesome scottish band Biffy Clyro who play "theres no such thing as a jaggy snake"?"
dom: Simon neil! what a legend! i dont swing that way but wow, if i had to screw just 1 guy itd be him!"

by callmemilo August 14, 2007

neil flush

The Neil Flush is a Poker/Texas Hold’em hand that is comprised of 5 cards that are all the same color. Most commonly this hand is 4 of one suit and 1 of the other suit that is matching in color. Consuming large quantities of alcohol leads to excessive betting on this worthless hand.

After drinking 7 or 8 beers Bryce lost $15 betting on the Neil Flush.

by WhoEverTheFuckIAm October 31, 2006

Neighborly Throughput

A condition whereby your neighbor sets-up a WiFi network in their home and forgets to set-up any security, making it accessible to you and everyone else in the neighborhood.

Bob all but gave up on Broadband until he noticed the Neighborly Throughput available in his area.

by ExecUtron May 15, 2007

neighbots

Neighbors that are robots.

'The Holsteins were not at all shocked to find that the Smith family were neighbots as they were too perfect and never went out in the rain'

by Scrumble pants April 22, 2009

Neit

One of many annoying noises you can yell out your window to annoy your neighbors.

"Hey John, NEIT NEIT NEIT NEIT!"

by Piinguu July 23, 2015

Neinstein

(From German) nein "no" + Stein "stone, jewel"

Antonym of "Einstein" as relates in general to "genius". Not smart. Lacking intelligence. Dumb as a box of rocks. 0 < IQ < 1.

Did you know that Albert Einstein is rumored to have had a cousin who was as dumb as Albert was smart? Friedrich "Freddy" Neinstein.

Watch out for that guy around here. He may be a boss, but he's a real Neinstein!

by Puddintan3 March 7, 2017