mr. noodle

a name for someone who can't perform menial tasks, or fails at performing them numerous times. derived from the character on sesame street, or more specifically elmo's world who is played by bill irwin and that other guy.
Person One: I can't seem to sit in this chair...
Person Two: Shut up Mr. Noodle.
by Appleperson June 20, 2009
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Noodle Knocking

The act of shooting somebody in the head at close range.
"Ain't no driveby's done around here, we strait up noodle knocking man."
by cmescopen September 12, 2008
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Singapore Noodle

The sexual act of having sex with three women who all oiled up in the same bed.
Dude! I set myself up for a singapore noodle with my girl and two of her friends next Friday.
by OzarkWhitmore December 08, 2011
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chunky noodle

1. a type of soup created by campbells

2. a fat mans penis.
1. mmmm this is some good chunky noodle

2. mmmm this is some good chunky noodle
by lord salmon August 10, 2005
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noodle muncher

a term used for a person of asian decent
kevin nguyen: man i love being asian

alvin mathew: ur a noodle muncher kevin
by muncheractivities November 25, 2021
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Urban Noodle

Urban noodling is fearlessly sticking ones hand (and possibly entire arm) into a crevice of some type in an urban environment. This urban sport is a modification of "Catfish Noodling", where one attempts to handfish for catfish that are hiding in cracks and crevices along the bank of a river.
Hope a rat doesn't chew my finger off, because I'm about to urban noodle this crack in the wall!
by wallyTour February 02, 2010
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noodle whiplash

When you are eating noodles or spaghetti and when you're sucking up the noodle and it hits your face
I was having Chinese noodles for dinner when I god noodle whiplash
by Ace304 July 29, 2011
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