mr. noodle

a name for someone who can't perform menial tasks, or fails at performing them numerous times. derived from the character on sesame street, or more specifically elmo's world who is played by bill irwin and that other guy.

Person One: I can't seem to sit in this chair...
Person Two: Shut up Mr. Noodle.

by Appleperson June 19, 2009

Noodle Knocking

The act of shooting somebody in the head at close range.

"Ain't no driveby's done around here, we strait up noodle knocking man."

by cmescopen January 16, 2009

Singapore Noodle

The sexual act of having sex with three women who all oiled up in the same bed.

Dude! I set myself up for a singapore noodle with my girl and two of her friends next Friday.

by OzarkWhitmore December 14, 2011

Urban Noodle

Urban noodling is fearlessly sticking ones hand (and possibly entire arm) into a crevice of some type in an urban environment. This urban sport is a modification of "Catfish Noodling", where one attempts to handfish for catfish that are hiding in cracks and crevices along the bank of a river.

Hope a rat doesn't chew my finger off, because I'm about to urban noodle this crack in the wall!

by wallyTour February 3, 2010

noodle muncher

a term used for a person of asian decent

kevin nguyen: man i love being asian

alvin mathew: ur a noodle muncher kevin

by muncheractivities November 24, 2021

chunky noodle

1. a type of soup created by campbells

2. a fat mans penis.

1. mmmm this is some good chunky noodle

2. mmmm this is some good chunky noodle

by lord salmon September 3, 2005

noodle whiplash

When you are eating noodles or spaghetti and when you're sucking up the noodle and it hits your face

I was having Chinese noodles for dinner when I god noodle whiplash

by Ace304 July 29, 2011