newbie nudes

Cool ass website where people can post naked pics of them selves.

My skanky neighbor posted her pic on newbie nudes.

by Johanna S. May 2, 2006

good news grizzlies

a better-than-expected outcome. a fortunate situation. the opposite of bad news bears.

"i found ten dollars on the sidewalk, it was such good news grizzlies."

by cw1073 December 10, 2008

FOX News

an Orwellian TV "news" network owned by sensationophile Rupert Murdock. They spew biased "conservative" reports, politically biased claptrap and cutesy-wutesy reports as well as "instant live reports" on so-called celebrities as a way of providing a narcotic for the masses.

I was having breakfast in a hotel lounge in Owensboro, Kentucky last year and the big-screen TV was tuned to FOX News. There was a "Special Report" - Paris Hilton had just been released from the slammer. Whoopie-fucking-doo. People in the lounge were muttering like a bunch of gibbon monkeys: "Paris Hilton, yeah. Nadder nadder nadder..." The hosers that pretended to be news reporters - a middle-age bimbo with a real bad bleach blonde hair job, crossing her legs and wearing makeup smeared on her face, along with two male shallow pinheads with their conformist hairdos and dark blue suits just would not STFU. I wish I had a revolver with me - I would've shot the fucking TV, shattering the screen into shards, you know - like Elvis is known for doing sometimes. TV news today is just unbelievably dumb and full of shit, but the (F)ucking (O)bnoxious (X)enophobe network is probably the worst. Everybody, rise up, gather round, watch some FOX News and become a mindless droid. Never mind thinking for yourself, we'll give you your beliefs for you! Here's the shit. Come and get it!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 10, 2008

fake news card

What you accuse someone of playing when they cite adverse news about your favorite politician.

Tom: Trump was found to have taken Russian money for his campaign
Bill: More fake news from the liberals and hypocrites.

Tom: You're playing the fake news card again Bill.

by Holly Goodhead January 15, 2017

fox news

Faux news

The only two major difference between Fox and The Daily Show:

1. The daily show does not claim to be "fair and Balanced" like Fox does.

2. While John Stewart tells the truth with a major Liberal spin on it, people like Bill O'Reily (affectionately known as Mr. Falafel) tell outright lies.

No wonder the station is named after an animal commonly associated with sneakyness.

Fox News: The foul breath of the neocons

by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

Turbo Newbie

StarCraft term
In StarCraft, the act of transporting tanks onto a cliff above someone's main/expansion to destroy someone's economy. Missile turrets or bunkers can also be built to prevent a counter force from retaking the cliff.

My resources were comming in just fine, but my opponent "Turbo Newbied" my base/expansion and I lost my Nexus and most of my probes. If I had had a shuttle I could have countered.

by Stephen U. January 29, 2004

Fake News

1) False or otherwise extremely exaggerated news stories used to generate money from ad revenue by using clickbait titles or used to sell tabloids in the grocery check-out line.

2) A term for a news article that doesn't validate one's political opinion.

1) She threw him out! The latest on Jen and Brad's split.

2) Shut your fucking mouth you liberal snowflake with your "fake news" from the BBC telling me that global warming is increasing at a rapid rate. I read on Breitbart that it was all a Chinese hoax.

by Vantius December 21, 2016