air mattress Ashley

Air mattress Ashley is a blown out girl your man cheats with while you look like King size luxury mattress.

“Why do guys like to cheat with roast beef, air mattress Ashley??”

by SavageSkidmark December 23, 2022

nickel lay mattress back

A woman who can be persuaded into sexual intercourse very easily and often may have bed sores from being on her back so much.

"Dammit bro that nickel lay mattress back stole 200 bucks out my wallet before she caught her uber ride."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018

The gang mattress

THE HOE OF THE GANG GANG

Dat hoe IS THE GANG MATTRESS

by GANG GANG LEADER November 4, 2019

Mutrya

One who keeps pissing frequently

harami mutrya saala. ye hamesha zindagi bhar mutte rahega lavdu

by ChatterBox9787 January 28, 2007

Mutt's Nuts

Like the bee's knees, opposite to the bee's balls and balls to the walls, the mutt's nuts refers to something which is the best, fab, fantastic, or even downright scrumtrellescent. First used in "Beneath A Steel Sky".

Holy acorns, that stallion is one manly stud horse! His gonads must be the mutt's nuts!

by billybee69 November 24, 2010

mattressfirm

A place where you go to pretend to be buying a mattress but really you just take a nap on them and leave. But legend has it if you sleep for too long you'll either get raped trafficked or tickled to death. They also launder money so if you go there ask for the mattress with the money and buy yo self some weed.

Yo lets go to MattressFirm I need some weed.

by TuckerIsShaggy v.2 March 5, 2019