michael murphy

A bisexual transgender that tries to flirt but gets rejected

You know he is a Michael Murphy when he is a bisexual transgender

by Hdiehehdfeejsksns May 19, 2016

jim murphy

A grade ' A ' prick , more specifically an ignorant prick .

Jim Murphy : " I'm Jim and I'm a major prick , I Love AH and jettro Williams with a burning passion . "

by his friend taking the piss June 14, 2013

ava murphy

A tottaly amazing bitch 😂 In the good way. Pretty and has a personality of a flip flop 😂😂

That girl is such a ava murphy

by 11hi11 February 14, 2017

Murphy dick

When a man gets an erection for no apparent reason, usually in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Jimmy goes up the to front of the classroom to give a speech.
Teacher: Jimmy whats that in your pants?
Classmate: Haha he's got a murphy dick how embarrassing.
Jimmy: Shut up its not my fault!

by beerrunbandit92 September 9, 2010

Murphy Squirts

When you shart your pants and it drips down your leg!

I had the Murphy Squirts and my wife had to bring me new underwear to work.

by Giffinator May 31, 2011

Murphy's locker

The likelihood that when you select a locker (usually at gym) that someone will need to access the locker above, next to, or under the one you are using.

Gym Rat One: "Are you waiting for something?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"

by pauldonyc October 27, 2011

Dirty Murphy

When someone uses a straw to suck a fart out of a hookers asshole

Omg did he just do a dirty murphy? That guy is crazy af

by Gluemonkey April 19, 2018