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Cassidy Murphy

a. someone you would never want to mess with

b. a general free spirit and sailor of the seas

c. straight gangster

*see biddie
lookout man: "Ahoy! I think I see that Cassidy Murphy on the horizon! Plan of action sir!"

captain of pirate ship: "We don't need to be a'messin in her waters maties. Best ship out."
by ewwwwin May 17, 2011
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murphy's rule

Murphy's rule states that if one orders a mixed drink in a bar, and the remaining liquor in a bottle that is being used is exhausted in the creation of said drink, the drink is then free
That bartender just finished that liquor bottle when making that dude his drink, i guess by Murphy's rule its free.
by Longrod Von Hugendong July 30, 2007
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murphy lock

1. Extreme wedgie. (See Wedgie)
2. Non-reversible case of pants up ones ass.
Those shorts would be pants if she didn't have a murphy lock.
by nlstiger July 18, 2005
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murphy's law

The law that Eddie Murphy will never again be funny until he goes back to Saturday Night Live. The good one, from the nineties. Start working on that time machine, Mr. Ed.
MR. ROBINSON'S NEIGHBORHOOD
"I spent the day/ making a friend/ for life/ too bad/ i was making it with/ the land lord's wife

Others:

WHITE LIKE ME
BUCKWHEAT SINGS
BUCKWHEAT GETS SHOT
BUCKWHEAT DIES
by Radioman December 2, 2003
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murphy's law

Murphy's Law

Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.
Example of Murphy's Law

"If you piss off the problem gods......
Well dont piss off the problem gods."
by Richard Porter September 25, 2006
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Murphy

Murphy is a handsome, well-behaved and smart dog. A labradoodle Murphy is the best type of Murphy, they are especially amazing.
"What's that dog doing humping that small Asian boy? "
"It's Murphy, he is into that kind of stuff. "

"What should I name my dog? I want him to be handsome, well behaved and generally amazing."
"Murphy."

"Who is that Kidd walking that super handsome dog? "
"I don't know the Kidd, but that there is Murphy. "
by TheWebmaster November 9, 2010
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Murphy

The Best Guy A Girl Could Ever Ask For
Oh Murphy Is Such A Ladies Man!
by ShakeyNakey May 18, 2018
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