Spud Muck 

Euphemism for the gentlemen's relish more formally known as semen. Formulated in said gentlemen's Love Spuds and delivered to any willing recipient as a gooey Muck.

Alternative:- Two characters from the popular children's book and cartoon series Bob the Builder.

Bob. "That was one cute redhead you were talking to on the train this morning"!
Me. "Too right, she is smokin hot. I wonder if my Yorkshire charm will get me the opportunity to donate her some Spud Muck".
Bob. "I wonder if she takes it up cornhole"?
Me. "I think she'd like that".

Spud Muck by Zenyk January 29, 2015

chuck your muck

to shoot ones load, to spaff ones wad, when ones cock does crow, when excrete ones man juices.

to chuck ones muck.

i was ragging this bird... and she was so tight... if u did her, you'd chuck your muck all over her face...

chuck your muck by Chucker of Muck July 4, 2006

dogs muck 

dog shit

watch out,dont step in the dogs muck,its dirty

dogs muck by custard ganet February 16, 2004

Ass muck 

Shit, sweat, dingle berries. Anal warts. Things that do not,,,do not, belong in the bottom half of the body...

Poo. I have ass muck running down my legs..i think i should wipe...does any one have a Wet One i might could borrow??
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Ass muck by Whitney B.b November 25, 2003

Mick muck 

Mick muck is dirt that quickly turns to quicksand-like mud. It could also be used to describe someone who is getting in trouble very swiftly.

Martha Stewart is getting into very sticky mick muck.

Mick muck by Guri March 17, 2004

mucky muck 

A boss who sports a large salary and wears fancy clothing but doesn't actually do any work.

The Mucky Muck showed his face at the meeting until his secretary bailed him out with an "urgent phone call".

mucky muck by adam aka psi February 18, 2004

Blow the Muck on her face 

Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.

" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)

Blow the Muck on her face by Muckeroo July 23, 2010