chuck your muck

to shoot ones load, to spaff ones wad, when ones cock does crow, when excrete ones man juices.

to chuck ones muck.

i was ragging this bird... and she was so tight... if u did her, you'd chuck your muck all over her face...

by Chucker of Muck July 4, 2006

dogs muck

dog shit

watch out,dont step in the dogs muck,its dirty

by custard ganet February 16, 2004

Ass muck

Shit, sweat, dingle berries. Anal warts. Things that do not,,,do not, belong in the bottom half of the body...

Poo. I have ass muck running down my legs..i think i should wipe...does any one have a Wet One i might could borrow??
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by Whitney B.b November 25, 2003

Mick muck

Mick muck is dirt that quickly turns to quicksand-like mud. It could also be used to describe someone who is getting in trouble very swiftly.

Martha Stewart is getting into very sticky mick muck.

by Guri March 17, 2004

mucky muck

A boss who sports a large salary and wears fancy clothing but doesn't actually do any work.

The Mucky Muck showed his face at the meeting until his secretary bailed him out with an "urgent phone call".

by adam aka psi February 18, 2004

Blow the Muck on her face

Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.

" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)

by Muckeroo July 23, 2010

chuck muck

When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you blow your beans, qv, or tip your dirt, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise

I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, chucked my muck, and then rolled over and went to kip

by Simon C May 26, 2004