Montes

Short Skirt, Stiletto boots, and no panties (aka Hooker).

Dude, I scored a montes last night.

by Towls October 15, 2006

montel

its a pot head who smokes lots of weed and is a little dofine

Look at all those montels smoking weed

by captain jack10 May 12, 2010

monte

a term used to describe the instance of when one walks in on their parents having sex (doggy style)

oh james pulled a monte last night

by fd;klgjdfgjkldfgjl; June 25, 2007

Monterey Omelet

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.

Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.

by Chef of the day May 9, 2010

O.B. Montessori

A cheap school.

Student1: Our school doesn't have budget to send me to the National Spelling Bee.

Student2: Oh, you study in O.B. Montessori.

by the_proud_nerd July 28, 2009

Molten cake

The cake that melts in your mouth while you eat it.
Its the sex cake.

I would like to have some sex molten cake please?

by alanaPookie June 13, 2008

Monte Wasted

Formerly known as "white girl wasted"

When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them

"Dude I got white girl wasted last night"

"No you didn't. You go Monte Wasted!!"

by The Cream Machine24_24 March 8, 2013