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Hannah Montana

1) The Alias of the Singing Prostitute Miley Cyrus. She is still called the "Greatest Role Model For Kids" when she puts tons of slutty pics of herself all over the internet, sings like she's being raped, and making her heroes famous prostitutes. Oh yeah, she's perfect.

Being a singer for Disney, she will most certainly end up doing drugs, getting pregnant, and acting like the hooker she is and will sleep with men for cash (unlikely, seeing as even the most desperate man won't tap that) and will be a swiftly forgotten as Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff, all before age 20. Deja Vu...

Having no talent to speak of, she rips of song ideas from those around her, lip-syncs, and goes on and on about how much she loves her fans even though she hates the fact that her fanbase is a bunch of 7-year-old girls. But this is common of bitchy teenage celebrities.

2) A Disney Show secretly exploits her complete idiocy, such has hiding the fact he's famous (WtF?), making plans that obviously backfire, being a bitch to her fans and friends, and sings constantly about how her life is much better than ours, while at the same time she's nearly exposing her identity with the bull she calls "songs".

Disney, having acquired some common sense, is now ending the series as it should have done several years ago, confirming the prediction stated earlier.
1) P1: Oh my God, don't you love Hannah Montana? She's so great a role model that I'm teaching my kids to be just like her.

P2: Oh, me too, I'm totally gonna teach my kids to fuck off their friends, put naked pics of themselves online, sing terribly, and date guys more stupid than they are!

Now seriously, how much did she pay you to say that?

2) P1: HANNAH MONTANA IS SUCH A GREAT SHOW!!! OH MY GOD I LOVE THEIR EPISODES.

P2: I can tell, cuz you're just as stupid and slutty as they are. Do us all a favor and watch something else that a flat chested teen lip-syncing off someone else.
by CommonSense123 April 14, 2010
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Montana Meth Campaign

A campaign from the state of Montana saying not to use Meth. These ads are usually very messed up and fucking scary. D:
"Picking for bugs under your skin isn't normal.
- But on meth it is."

-Montana Meth campaign
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Hannah Montana

Just another disney channel crack addict that believes to be the best of both worlds when actually she is imagining all of this while sitting in a dumpster doing meth and sucking Billy Ray's 2-inch dick.
Some guys walking down the street...
Steve: "Hey check that slut over there what the fuck?"
Jimmy: "Yo thats Hannah Montana"
Steve: "Poor fuck, disney might as well cancel that shitty show"
Jimmy: "Yep it sucks granny tranny ass"
Steve: "Oh well, wanna play Halo?"
Jimmy: "Sure!"
by TadGaming October 27, 2012
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Hannah Montana

A popular reality' show that seems to be about a pop singer but is actually about a 69 year old man who does not live in Montana but lives in Vergina. His name is not Hannah but Garry square pants and trys to be a young girl who meets the word. idk why its called Hannah Montana
Person1: is that hobo with the white beard on the street that guys who is Hannah Montana
Person 2: yes
by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020
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Montague

Intelligent and successful sums up Montague. A gentleman at heart and a great friend. Attracts ladies of sophisticated caliber. Can get into trouble and out of it at the same time. Funny, genuine and looks out for those Montague considers friends.
Awww Montague said Hi to me today! (blushes)
by gevieve23 November 30, 2010
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hip-hop montage

Director Darren Aronofsky's trademark. A short sequence of clipped images or actions shown in fast motion, accompanied by sound effects. Used to show the process and sometimes result of a certain action, most commonly (in Aronofsky's case) taking drugs.
Guy Ritchie totally ripped off the hip-hop montage in Snatch.
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rape montage

An act of continously switching sex positions in bed. When video taped it could actually look like a montage.
Hey man, me and Angnus had the biggest fucking rape montage last night.
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