pride month

the one month my homophobic mother wont let me go outside cuz of all the pride parades

Gay Kid: Can i go to Main Street with my friends?
Homophobic Mom: NO! I DONT WANT YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN THOSE SATANIC THINGS

Gay Kid: thefuckareyoufuckingtalkingaboutyoubitch?
Homophobic Mom: It's pride month!!!! i have to protect you!!!!
Gay Kid: bitch im still going

by imnotnotgay February 24, 2019

three month rule

The unwritten law in World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a.) that states that any storyline that happened more than three months ago never actually happened. The term was coined because Vince McMahon (WWE owner) enjoys insulting the intelligence of his fans by - for example - teaming two wrestlers who as recently as several weeks ago were attempting to kill one another in the context of the storyline.

Guy #1: Last November at the Survivor Series, Steve Austin tried to kill Triple H by having a machine lift the car he was in and drop it to the ground...and a year before that, Triple H had Austin run down by a car...and now they're teaming with each other? What's up with that?

Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.

Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.

Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.

by jasonisjericho May 30, 2006

monotritheist

A person who believes a single God being exists in three persons. In Hinduism this is called Trimurti, in Dharma it is called Ayyavazhi and in Christianity it is called Trinity. This differs from standard monotheists where Muslims, Jews and other beliefs clearly state that there is only one God with no additional persons.

Monotritheist Examples in different religions:
Hindu Example:
Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva are One God.

Dharma Example:
The Soul, The Spirit and The Body are One God (Ayya Vaikundar).

Christian Example:
The Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit are One God.

by skhan January 31, 2010

National Grab Titty Month

The entire month of November is National Grab Titty Month
The month where you can walk up to a guy or girl and grab their tittys

John : "yo i cant wait for November"
Andrew: "why?"
John: "its national grab titty month!"

by Anonymous [498] October 3, 2019

Time of the month

when a female is on her period.

"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Monotato

1. Someone from Ireland who talks about, cooks only and eats only potatoes.

2. When someone who doesn't have a lot of cultural divesity and does something stupid.

1. What's for dinner tonight Monotato?

2. Ahh dude can you please stop that, is so monotato.

by Adawg-09 December 20, 2009

Monthanna

A beautiful, one of a kind girl that everyone loves. she is filled with beauty and she is such a great person to hang out with. everyone loves Monthanna. she is loyal, trustworthy,energetic and very emotional but they try to hide it for the sake of their friends and family. despite her beautifulness, she has a really good personality.

person 1: "omg shes so perfect; she must be a Monthanna"
person 2: "woah i wish i was like her, i only hear good things about her"

by bilsavocado January 13, 2020