Meatsalad

An absolute idiot or retard or another term for a penis

My substitute teacher told us to do the wrong thing and the whole class got F’s, he’s such a meatsalad

by Meatyballwangmancreamsicle February 24, 2019

Mats

Slang for people who get fired

Or a generally creative employee

Why is that guy no longer in the company? Well, it turned out he was a Mats

by Matstjafs May 26, 2019

Mats

This is the plural of mat, as in something you lay on the ground

"Hey do you have any mats for sale?"

by Kiwi_baby May 27, 2019

Meatscooter

A woman has her meat taco a man has his meatscooter.

she yoinked his meatscooter

by muslim_jesus September 23, 2019

Mats

A Mats is a stupid nigger who gets his mom to cut up a bowl of mango for him. He is an anime addict and sits in the back of the class laughing at anime.

Mats: have you seen this anime?
Everyone: I’m no faggot!!

by EpicGamer04 November 20, 2019

Mats

The coolest person on planet earth and Carlos is not as cool

If you reference to coolnes you refer to Mats

by MRJAAPJE November 25, 2019

Matseophobia

The fear of people with baggy eyes

People that have matseophobia will probably not look at people with these type of eyes or will try to avoid them, or they might just dislike them"

by Your_sisters_a_mister December 1, 2019