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Cat Master

A Cat Master is a male who owns many cats (More than 4) and his world revolves around them. He is in Love with all of them. Not to be confused with the Crazy Cat Lady.
That guy over there keeps 10 cats in his house, he must be a Cat Master.
by vg718 May 19, 2016
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hype master

A hype master is someone who has mastered the art of motivating people to be excited for something that is normally lacking in the motivation department.
I'm loosing motivation to go on a run, I need a hype master asap to get me adrenalized for it.
by Thebro7777 April 8, 2017
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Ocean Master

The most complex and intricate character in recent cinema history. He was the main "antagonist" of Aquaman (2018), yet he committed no villainous acts.
Tom: Hey Alex, did you like Aquaman (2018)?
Alex: Yeah, my favorite part was the Ocean Master. He is better than Heath Ledger Joker and Thanos combined.
by Ocean master August 12, 2019
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pp master

A word that defines humanity. The language of gods. Used by absolute beasts.
Bob: Yooo bro i was legit a pp master in bed last night

Peter: Jesus calm down you beast
by pussyhunter420_69 January 10, 2020
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dorito master

A dorito that goes to dorito judo training and wind. Only happens once every 10 years.
Oh my god... Hes one good dorito.

Sighed dorito master
by SubToTMplayzOnYtIHave176Subs October 21, 2020
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The Master List

A prestigious secretive preset list of all single girls that score above an 8 on a 10 point hotness scale. Usually The Master List is formulated for a large social gathering involving a very overwhelming group of horny guys that are looking to close on a one night stand
“Wow you see that smoke over there..? She’s for sure on The Master List “

“Have you seen The Master list? No way I don’t close tonight”

“Are you on the Master list?? Are you on the Master list?? I NEED TO KNOW!!”
by Bottomofthe9th April 21, 2021
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Yoga Master Raj

the saviour of men, the living god, the preacher of yoga, the man, the myth, the legend. he is the bringer of yoga and healer of wounds. when you get put in jail, Yoga Master Raj is the shining light between sanction and insanity. he guides men through the most difficult of times. high schoolers pray to Yoga Master Raj to get good grades and pass their exams. when you are broke and homeless, the great Yoga Master provides yoga stretches to sustain you and warm you on cold nights.

when Jenisus Chrinst entered this world, he was clapped on the ass by the Yoga Master. when Thanos obtained the infinity shit it wasn't the avengers who stopped him. it was The Yoga Master. Hitler didn't suicide. he was clapped into oblivion by the Yoga Master. Luke Skywalker didn't blow up the death star. it was the Yoga Master. it was The Yoga Master. the Yoga Master built the great pyramids of Egypt. he created the theory of relativity. he threw the one ring into the fires of mount doom. he is more powerful than every human being on the planet. he gave life, yoga, salvation and hope to mankind.

when you see the Yoga Master and realise his great uniting powers you will convert to the holy religion of yoga. when his shining face appears before you he will inspire love and yoga stretches. The Master is the most divine and impeccable being to exist within the great universal planes of life and is the giver of sanity and holiness. if you have read this far the great Yoga Master is with you, always.
Jenry: come brother. let us pray for good times to the great Yoga Master Raj.
Joseph: yes brother. let us roll out our yoga mats and stretch our ass cheeks.
Jeroma: indeed good sirs. the Yoga Master brings salvation and love.
Judy: yes brothers. under the light of the Master, we are all one.
by Vladimir Gluten September 6, 2021
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