Broiler Mistress

n, a back line burger King employees girlfriend, wife, lover, etc.

Matt: That girl is beautiful!
Bob: Make her your broiler mistress man!

Matt: My broiler mistress made me cookies. She's the best. And hotter than a spicy chicken!

Matt: My ex-broiler mistress is a real bitch. Id rather make 100 whoppers then talk to her.

by yomom6687 August 27, 2014

Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020

Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

The Mistress of Seduction

A game popular among the younger of the intelligence community. The game consists of 4 to 10 players of the same gender. You start by writing the names of people of the opposite gender(Usually In a relationship) on pieces of paper and you all take one at random. Once you have your name you have 72 hours (this time can vary) to sleep with (the goal can change) the last to succeed pays for dinner for everyone (can also change).

Let’s play “The Mistress of Seduction” for next weeks dinner.

by Charon1 December 4, 2020

silvas_mistress

The greatest and funniest moot that I have. She is so understanding and kind and listens to me. I love her.

silvas_mistress is the best.

by Kaiana September 9, 2021

silvas_mistress

silvas_mistress is one of the best anime tittokers and I love her

silvas_mistress the best.

by Kaiana September 10, 2021

well_mistress

well_mistress is one of the cutest/hottest people on TikTok she is literally the best

Have you seen well_mistresses new video?
Yeah I have she is so “cute”

by Sxshx February 24, 2022