Oakland Mist

when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head

Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.

by Gingi Dumguy December 11, 2021

Mist

The phenomenon that occurs when Gaia leaves her diffuser on for to long.

The name Gaia is derived from the Greek goddess of earth and is pronounced Guy-a.
A diffuser is a device that spreads something over a wide area. It can be used to humidify.

There is a lot of Mist, she must have forgotten to turn off her diffuser again!

by Nazuria October 23, 2020

Mush or Mist

A term determining whether a deceased human has been mushed or misted.

Guy 1: That guy got creamed by a train.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah I saw that. Brutal.
Guy 1: Was that a Mush or Mist?
Guy 2: Definitely a Mist.

by MasterGoatEgg January 20, 2024

China Mist

The act of giving a Hot Karl while having diarrhea.

After a hard night of drinking and a Taco Bell after party, I went to give my girl a Hot Karl but it turned out to be a China Mist.

by Schwoz December 9, 2014

MIST

Shortcut for Money Is Super Tight.

"Nope man, I'm not going to that pub, cause MIST."

by Lukeso June 13, 2022

Smoke a mist

To smoke on a blunt with keef on it

You tryna smoke a mist wimme?

by Seanpolo April 25, 2022

Strawberry Mist

1.) A tasty flavor of frosting available commercially.
2.) Vaginal flatulence with high moisture or particulate content that occurs during the course of menstruation.

I want yellow cake with strawberry mist frosting!

No man, it happened back when I was still in high school.She squatted over me while I was sleeping and hit me with the strawberry mist. I still can't sleep at night.

by Dry Rubber Chicken August 18, 2010