A title associated with Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, made famous by her answer to the following question asked by Amiee Teegarden:
"Recent polls have shown a fifth of American's can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
To which Miss South Carolina replied:
"I personally believe that U.S. American's are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
"Recent polls have shown a fifth of American's can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
To which Miss South Carolina replied:
"I personally believe that U.S. American's are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
by Rosse September 28, 2007
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Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
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I couldn't stand the idea of my ex-wife running her mouth about me, so I went full Miscavige on her and hired a private eye to see what she was up to.
by @ScientologyPimp April 9, 2015
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Listening to Crazy Frog gives me the strongest feeling of misalgia, I used to hate it! Wanna go listen to some of their songs?
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Get the miss mika mug.Elementary school teacher used to be known as Miss Wagon not until she lost her baby, then started going by the name of Miss Carriage. She teaches at Section-B of the school, no later being transfer to
C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
Staff 1: Have you heard the news about your teacher miss wagon, apparently she has lost her baby
Students: you mean miss carriage
Staff: *sobbing and crying*
Students: you mean miss carriage
Staff: *sobbing and crying*
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Get the Miss Carriage mug."Missing link" media refers to the second tier of established, so-called "mainstream" media, only one rung below the corporatized "legacy" media. They are generally accepted by the mainstream as credible sources but they have considerably less financial power than the top rung legacy media.
The missing link media will be the first to suffer from competition from by citizen journalism and alternative media sources on social media websites. They will either be absorbed into their legacy media counterparts or will fold under the strain.
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