midlife homosexual

A previously heterosexual acting person who reaches midlife and finally embraces the fact he or she is truly a homosexual.

After twenty years of living in a socially expected marriage Henry announced that he was in fact a midlife homosexual and divorced his wife to pursue his previously denied nature.

by lllibertine May 30, 2009

Hall of Fame MILF

An epic MILF, who's ultimate MILFness will go down in history.

Dude 1 - "Demi Moore is a Hall of Fame MILF, academic nerds across the world have had to rip out some pages of history, to make room for her entry, as an important MILF of epic proportions."

Dude 2 - "No way, seriously? I am glad those history geeks have finally done something right, especially after the fuck up with The Dark Ages."

Dude 1 - "Yeah - they had to get rid of the history of Belgium to make room, but no one will notice apparently."

by Mr. S. Biscuit April 22, 2010

milf

Mom I'd Love to Fuck

How could such a MILF give birth to that asswipe. MILF, MILF, MILF!

by Anon. January 3, 2004

milf

Mom/Mother
I'd
Like
to
Fuck
Stifler's mom, apparently, to Finch

watch the first american pie or read the last issue of rolling stone

by cherrypopscle007 July 30, 2003

milf chubby

when someones mom is a milf and you get a chubby.

kid: dude you mom is giving me a milf chubby.
son: thats gross dude, she's my mom!

by seabass4200 January 20, 2009

milf hunter

A person or group who wishes to pound that mature box until your hear the lips go "squishy squishy".

Anytime anyones mom get's porked

by neil comming straight with the pemeal July 11, 2003

milf

mother I'd like to fuck

Madonna was cute, but hey, she's now a MILF

by Dave September 23, 2003