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Michigan

A great state.
Beautiful lakes and sunsets, and grass.
Huge city of Detroit with the Tigers and Red Wings making things interesting, and bringing in things like the North American International Auto Show.
Maybe the auto industry is going downhill, but we're still the birthplace of the car.
Lots of beautiful snow, but warmer than Minnesota so you can actually play in it.

Two peninsulas (connected by the famous Mackinaw Bridge) so if you are sick of the city life you can just visit your own state, and basically visit a different world.
Home to a ton of great colleges, and some good jobs in the Advertising industry, and Chemical Engineering fields.
We also have great fruit, like the cherry festival and Michigan Apples!!
And where else can you show someone where you live by using your hand??
Oh Yeah! I'm from Michigan, right here!

Wait...that's your hand
by BridgeMich January 18, 2011
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Michigan Wolverines

1. In terms of college football, the little brother to more prestigious programs such as Notre Dame and Ohio St.

2. The team which taught Notre Dame how to play football and is now angry that they have surpassed them as the premier college football program in the Midwest.

3. A basketball team infamous for paying recruits, cheating, and being very mediocre as of late. However, they do go pretty far in the NIT year after year.

4. A pretty good hockey team which I have no problem with.
1. UM FAN #1: Wow, we sure have lost to Ohio St. and Notre Dame a lot in the past five years.

UM FAN #2: Yeah, I know. How come we can never win non-conference road games either?

UM FAN #1: It's probably because we play Eastern and Western Michigan instead of good teams.

2. UM FAN #1: Why are we so jealous of Notre Dame and the fact that they have their own television network and are superior to us in football?

UM FAN #2: Because we're gay.

3. UM FAN #1: So, how do you think we'll do in basketball this year?

UM FAN #2: I don't know. We'll probably lose to Illinois, Wisconsin, Ohio St., Indiana, and MSU, all the good teams in the conference. But we'll probably get to the semis in the NIT!!

4. Michigan Wolverines Hockey is pretty good.
by Ienjoythetasteofgrapes August 20, 2006
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michigan wolverines

a bunch of douches who think they are better than OSU. and beside last year, who the hell has ever heard of an actual wolverine in michigan? it doesn't make any sense. they're gay. just look at the faggot they sent to new england.
michigan may have been heavy favorites this past year, but of course Ohio State still beat them.
by wolverines blow April 26, 2005
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ludington michigan

Them fuckers can drink like they're from Ludington Michigan
by Solan Ntark March 28, 2015
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michigan bangs

A hairstyle found in many Detroit suburbs that came into fashion in the 1980s and never seemed to have left.
Luann's Michigan Bangs are so big I'm surprised she can get through the door without ucking!
by Hairman April 9, 2008
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Michigan Bug Shield

When you apply a pair of ski goggles onto your partners face, then proceed to spray fart with your butt aimed directly at their eyes. When they take off their goggles, they will have what appears to be a silhouette of the Michigan Bug Shield
Did you see Zach when he woke up? Janet totally gave him a Michigan Bug Shield last night.
by Mike Poundtown September 1, 2010
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Michigan snowstorm

When, in the throes of ecstasy, a man ejaculates into a ceiling fan. This results in a glorious dispersal of seminal fluid known as a Michigan snowstorm.
A Michigan snowstorm can be performed in one's own company, with a lover, or even at a gathering of friends.
by Mixmaster J-Rok September 10, 2008
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