michaeng

gayest most adorable ship ever will make you cry die and sob and die and cry Best ship so gay all the way

person 1:im a michaeng shipper
person 2: wanna get married

by MinatozakiBby September 19, 2021

Michael Masi

A situation where no matter what decision is made, the outcome shall be unfavorable for the decision maker

"Oh dear, that's a real Michael Masi you have there"

by SaveTheFlurken May 1, 2022

Pulling a Michael

Abruptly leaving in the middle of a conversation and making a random noise right before you leave.

Person 1: Hey what do you want to do-
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael

by Themadglitcher June 8, 2018

Michael Kelso

The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.

Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!

by I don't care, I'm a punk March 31, 2010

Gianna Michaels

The sexiest porn star there is. She talks straight and sexy to guys she's doing it with.

She's just fun.

Dude the Gianna Michaels Bukkake is the sexiest video ever.

I know! She's so hot.

by Wanker91223095 December 28, 2011

Michael Clifford

He is a sex god that plays guitar and sings in a band called 5 seconds of summer with another 3 sex gods. His hair is just amazing and colorful and his smile is just cute and perfect. He believes that he is a punk rock guy but he is not, that's what makes him cuter than he is

-Hey do you like michael clifford?
-The 5sos guitarrist? i love him!

by cliffxrdsbabe September 24, 2014

Michael Jackson Syndrome

A condition whereby no matter how badly you're treated by your fellow man, you continue to show nothing but love and respect for your fellow man.

Remember that other guy 2000 years ago who got treated abominably but only gave back Michael Jackson Syndrome?

by Moon Child November 1, 2012