health meter

A brand that makes scales

I bought a health meter branded scale and it said I weighed 400 pounds.

by mymothersmysister May 27, 2018

100 Meter Dash

A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.

Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!

*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *

You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."

*both laugh*

by 420Valkry May 17, 2018

Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

meter a quadrada

dar um susto no fanfarrão, no curioso

"Rapaz, estou para meter a quadrada neste mameluco"

by mortengaut January 18, 2024

Giggle-meter

The amount that you laugh, measured on a meter

Yooo Jaxon, that joke you just told made my giggle-meter rise!!!

by Bigdaddywindowseller May 13, 2025

Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give from a scale of 1-10

Somebody who I hated wants to talk to me, so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter to him. I gave him a 0 amount of fucks to give

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

Me-O-Meter

A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."

Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."

by McHesp August 1, 2020