Real Merkin

A hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely American ones and everyone else is a traitor. Loves America but hates most Americans. Lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of Fox, Limbaugh, Breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.

"Real Merkins know that Obama was grown in a cloning tank in Kenya from the combined DNA of Stalin, Marx, Hitler, Mao and Lenin."

by Dalekmaster October 19, 2013

Merkin

To murder

Peeps cant just b runnin around MERKIN other peeps
“Im thinkin bout MERKIN that mofo

by gypsy mom November 17, 2017

Merkin Boy

Kyle Weaver -- his hair looks like a damn merkin!!

"Hey merkin boy, why does your hair look like a freakin pubic wig?!?"

by Tablemate January 16, 2003

Merlin

The act of Shitting into someone's mouth.

Person 1:I 'merlin'd' your mum last night
Person 2:You Sick Bastard

by Spyke+rabi January 17, 2009

Merlina Medina

Merlina Medina
is a Genius!, she is how a sunlight.

You are as Merlina!
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by Master January 19, 2005

merfin

someone who is tweaking on meth, or seems to be tweaking on meth, or just looks any sorts of sketchy

There is this guy sitting behind a bush at that park watching people; that dude's merfin.

Kellin Quinn advocates merfin awareness because no one likes a merf.

by WoahMyNo September 7, 2012

merking

To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'

Look at you merking in the background of her photo!

by happysmileygirl August 2, 2005