merp-a-derp

Something to say when the words merp, or derp is mentioned, mostly used by fabulous people.

Jeffery: Merp
Hillary: Derp
Both: Merp-a-Derp

by PANDAmonium March 18, 2014

merlynn

Kind, amazing, tall, awesome, super honest, model like, trustworthy, lovable, gorgeous, pulls of any look, and can make your day with her stupidity. A totally legit and awesome gamer who can own you. Also a piece of shit and super cute.

Merlynn is magical.

by Waifu Senpai January 4, 2015

merph

a sign of exasperation or frustration

Teacher: You have a four page paper due tomorrow

Student: MERPH!

by Steph April 19, 2005

Merp

The thing to say when nothing else is usable without looking like a sadistic pervert. When wanting to cuss but not being able to replace every word with Merp.

Girl: Hey Bro, wassup?
Boy: MY DICK
Girl: ....
Boy: Merp
or
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......

by BetchSlap January 3, 2013

mercy high school

A catholic whore house on a hill where innocent girls go to school and become sluts.

Jay Jay: hey did you meet the girl up the street?
Michael: yeah she is from mercy high school

by Zman71991 January 4, 2009

Mercy Girls

A girl who attends Mercy Highschool and is different from the other 20 some odd private schools in the Baltimore area because they are memorable. Often called the "whores on the hill" Mercy girls, in reality, are sweet girls who are friends with at least 90% of their class and don't flaunt their money because thats not whats important to them, OR they just don't have it.They dress in cute <non doll dress> uniforms, party hard, and at the end of the day will come back years after they graduate because it's where they made their best friends and stole other girls boyfriends.

Those red plaid skirts? Yep, definitely Mercy Girls

by Tinkerbellz April 17, 2005

Merp

1. What you say when there is nothing better to be said.

2. Expression of minor disappointment.

1. Jesse: What's up?

Jason: Not much, you?

Jesse: Nothing.

*silence*

Jesse: Merp

2. Jesse: Hey, you wanna go to the Coldplay show?

Jason: Sorry, I can't.

Jesse: Merp

by THE ONE WHO DEFINES November 8, 2009