melonist

An individual who supports the movement for the equality of melons.

"Hey Bill, melon equality is on the rise, it's a good day to be a melonist"

by ClownWattGryll May 8, 2016

Mushy Melon

when you fuck someone with a limp dick.

I gave Gwen a mushy melon last night!

by turruhh November 11, 2010

dirty maldonado

multiple penetration.Also known as a MP for multiple penetration.

Damn that girl you did a dirty maldonado.

by thedirtymp December 9, 2013

Ya Melon

The only acceptable thing to say when your bff is being a fucking idiot.

"I just got my pillow stuck in the radiator."
"Ya melon."

by smeetron April 18, 2020

Lava Melon

its like a water melon but filled with lava

That Lava Melon killed my family

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

meloncheck

To slap a person in the forehead with the palm of your hand.

My girlfriend melonchecked me when she realized I wasn't listening to a word she said.

by Thomas O'Neil March 5, 2008

Crude Melon's

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007