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Megnant

When you tell the world that you are pregnant but really you are just wearing ridiculously oversized moonbumps and paying a surrogate on the side to have a baby for you.
"Oh good Lord, she's megnant again".
by goforloulou April 19, 2023
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Megan Fux

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023
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medrano effect

A metaphysical/pataphysical phenomenon in which you gaslight yourself as well as people in your vicinity. See also: dizzying autism.
I got a bit of the Medrano Effect when I was studying at school. Now I’m more confused than when I started.
by HDiz123 October 1, 2023
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mike & megan

Two souls drawn to each other bypassing distance & time. The true definition of passion. Sexual compatibility is an understatement. Destined to journey through life hand in hand through to the hereafter. If love had a face it's reflection would mirror off each other's eyes. From the first kiss til death do they part only to reunite as they first intertwined; two souls drawn to one another bypassing distance and time.
Since December 16th 2014, Mike & Megan have been loves symbiosis.
by BigRev&PolishBarbie121614 March 2, 2016
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dinosaur meghan

Peepee poopoos behind your couch and blames you!
I didn't shit behind the couch I swear it was Dinosaur Meghan!
by Chafmushiman July 4, 2020
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innocent megan

An innocent Megan is a phony or a fake. The 'Innocent' in front of Megan is completely sarcastic as an 'Innocent Megan' is not really innocent at all. In most cases "Innocent Megan" is a polite way of calling someone a whore.
My old girl friend is such a skank. She's totally an Innocent Megan! I saw her posting ads online to jack off guys for money.
by Sandi J September 8, 2020
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Swindler Megan

1. A.k.a. a narcissistic cheater woman or gal
2. Selfish bitch; it's all about her needs and wants
3. Promiscuous slut or whore
4. Loves to jumps from one individual of the opposite sex to another individual of the opposite sex for the mere pleasure of seeking vast amounts of attention a.k.a. a Hopper
5. Rebound relationship expert
6. Loves to manipulate her preys
7. Have attachment issues specifically an Anxious Love Attachment
8. Full of insecurities, lacks confidence within herself
9. Swindler Megan (may gana or have fondness or inclination) loves to:

Meganang manlalaki (fondness for other men)
Meganang mangaliwa (inclined to cheat)
Megana sa mga abangers (fondness for poachers)
Meganang magmanipula (inclined in guilt tripping or gaslighting)
Meganang magsinungaling (fondness in lying)

*Any Megan you can think of... LOL
My ex is definitely a swindler megan. She can't be with herself after a break up, she always need a someone to make her feel complete. SMH
by Yabu March 7, 2021
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