the irrelephant in the meeting room

The person in a meeting who contributes nothing.

" It was weird, everyone was discussing the project for an hour or more except for him - he just sat there in silence. Everybody knew he was there, but nobody mentioned the irrelephant in the meeting room".

by hairygunt April 22, 2009

lemon meringue pie

It's like a cream pie, but instead of shooting semen into the vagina, its urine.

I lemon meringue pied my girlfriend last night.

by BIGGYBIG99 March 22, 2010

Power Meeting

A power meeting is a high powered meeting which takes place at Fernando’s coffee shop or the Trads meeting room. These meetings are planned no longer than 5 minutes in advance and last as long as it takes.

Jackie. 'where has Joe gone?'

Little Joe 'Joe in in a power meeting'

by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA February 13, 2008

Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 23, 2021

staff meeting

To toke after work

When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!

by Mike Guzzardi January 1, 2008

meeping

to be having 80 base dex.

My warrior fails because it was meeping

by xXAznGURLXx August 5, 2008

Meeting Houdini

One who masterfully escapes meetings, without any trace.

All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.

Bob is an amazing Meeting Houdini. I asked him to attend his yearly performance review, and I got an SMS stating "My cat died last night. His last wishes were to be cremated and have his ashes scattered in the neighbour's sandbox."

by C.Steamer March 4, 2013