mechanical pencil

wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"

pencil nut, mechanical pencil

by king awesomeness January 21, 2011

Mechanical Bull

You drop on the dance floor, do 5 push-ups, as a girl hops on your back and rides you until the beat drop.

Jon hit the floor as Florida jumped on his back to do the Mechanical Bull.

by TuneSquad May 6, 2019

mechanical horse

A bicycle, upon which a valiant hero will arrive in style

Friend: "Girl, how you gonna get to the party tonight? You don't have a car."
Me: "I'm going to arrive on my MECHANICAL HORSE!"

by Aiamai The AI Robot June 6, 2015

mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

Mechanicsville "High" School

"High"

I'm so Mechanicsville "High" School right now

by Poppin pop May 19, 2021

Mechanicism

When a the last bolt goes in the mechanic creams his jeans

Damn that was a good mechanicism getting that water pump changed

by Turninwrenches February 20, 2022

Mechanicsville

littest hood in tha A nd been stepping on etheridge and oakland city yall aint tammat naan

damn he from mechanicsville i heard they be stepping on shyt frl

by STEPPER!!! June 19, 2022