cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

Hopey McChange

When enough stupid and ignorant people vote, we end up with the kind of president stupid and ignorant people deserve. obama is just one example of such. "Chimpy McFlighsuit" was the previous occupant of the white house.

Now that we have that diversity thing covered with Hopey McChange, maybe we can elect a real President next time around

by Gabriel.Ecks July 19, 2009

Mechanic

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable date from those of questionable knowledge.

It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

by American-Kiwi17 February 7, 2017

Mechasm

Mechasm:(Noun) A particularly good feeling brought on by the presence or thought of some of the Mecham Family.
Mechasmic:(Adjective) Having a Mechasm.

"Jane, did you see the Mecham kid the other day?"
"Stop, your making me have a massive Mechasm...^_^!" *Mechasm*

Nathan read this definition, and silently and shamefully... had a Mechasm.

by Stephen Mechasm September 30, 2007

Youtube mechanic

A person that is unable to complete any DIY project without first seeing exactly how it is done in an online video.

"If Craig would get rid of his internet connection and quit being a Youtube mechanic he might be able to make some of these repairs himself."

by Gorilla Buster January 26, 2014

satanic mechanic

a grease monkey with a flair for the black arts.

dammit janet well call you a satanic mechanic.....

by therealdealholyfield February 5, 2015

mechanical lobster

A industrial metal band from Guernsey comprising of six members, often in varying levels of consciousness, kept alive by the mechanical love pump of the lobster within.

"Did you see Lobster last night?"
"nah mate"

by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005