MaTriX

a good kung fu movie that is not philosophical or remotely about metaphysics

the matrix is kung fu

by dsajfkl;fj;lsa;lfa July 12, 2003

glitch in the matrix

Essentially, a term referring to a retard. derived from the movie "The Matrix." also referring to degenerates.

Man, that glitch in the matrix plays with his own shit like it's Play-Doh.

by zach greg May 22, 2006

MaTriX

To experience something like out of the movie "The matrix" for example bullet-time,or the use of quick reflexes.

-My Friend rolls a pen down the desk while I am concentrated on something else, all of a sudden when the pen falls I catch it swiftly and he goes like "Holy shit! You busted a matrix!"

by Teh Dave July 13, 2003

matrix

a film which has has the piss taken out of so many times that it should be burned

morpheus: "if you take the red pill, you will wake up and none of this will have happened. if you take the blue pill, you will have an orgasm for up to eleven years."
neo: "ill take them both thanks"

by matrix is well gid big mon!!! March 3, 2004

The Matrix

Often confused with the closely related "Gaytrix", which is a highly fictitous movie with very little plot development and acting; as well as mediocre action scenes that lasts half the movie.

Mi hombre fui ver el Gaytrix... pero no le gusta.

by moose nuts November 17, 2003

Matrixed

1. Derived from the film 'The Matrix' when the guy hell moves really fats to avoid an oncoming bullet, a matrix occurs when you do something really sneaky without anyone else noticing to avoid insult or injury. It is also similar in meaning to the word, 'smooth'.

*derek ditches a brick at paulies head, but Paulies ducks to avoid it*

Derek: Whoa man! you just fully matrixed that brick!

*Paulie steals Dereks dildo from right between his arse cheeks without him noticing*

Derek: You fully Matrixed that dildo from right between my arse cheeks!

by watnow August 24, 2006

Matrix Reloaded

inserting the penis in the vagina and the anus repeatedly during a session of sexual intercourse.

I gave her a Matrix Reloaded when i pounded her pink and her stink.

by reed January 23, 2004