A boy that can make anyone laugh even though he has been through some hard times and is the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. He's also intelligent and cute even though he'll deny it.
by Anonymousyettrue April 4, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. by thecoolguy420 January 27, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Some one who would hit his wife and kids and be the victim. He would do any thing to get his tiny dick bigger. Examples: big beard, buying unneeded land, heavily drinking, and penis pumps. He would do anything to mark him look better.
Also owns meth.
Also owns meth.
Person 1: bro you beat your wife!
Person 2: yea I guess I have to legally change my name to Matthew and wear wife beaters now.
Person 2: yea I guess I have to legally change my name to Matthew and wear wife beaters now.
by I have a stummic ache June 28, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. Guy who is slurs his words and is hard to understand. Also likes jagerbombs and fist pumping. Frequently enjoys bubblebaths with multiple dudes!
Man look at that dudes fingers, they are so pruny from that bubble bath with those 3 dudes, what a Matthew!
by Jeremy Jizz Dog July 14, 2010
Get the matthewmug. Matthew is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He has a beautiful smile he barely shows anyone. So if he does smile at you, consider it a blessing. Matthew is very smart and good at too many things and always has something he carries around everywhere. Be it a bag or a special pen, Matthews can always supply you with everything you need. Some Matthews may have a rough exterior, but inside is really sweet and interesting once they come to trust you enough. Once you get to know a Matthew enough, you can't imagine your life without them
Matthew outside of friend group: ...
Matthew inside friend group: wErE gOnNa BloW sOmetHInG uP
Concerned friend: Matthew are you sure-
Matthew: sHuT uP wHeRe mY bOmBs aT
Matthew inside friend group: wErE gOnNa BloW sOmetHInG uP
Concerned friend: Matthew are you sure-
Matthew: sHuT uP wHeRe mY bOmBs aT
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 7, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is Loving Guy he Always there for Family and friends SPECIAL For his girl friend hes girlfriend may start the relationship hard and Matthew will understand then try figure out things his girlfriend would be depressed for couple of weeks or days Matthew will be by her side no matter what his girlfriend will love him so much and Matt will love her so much and they I’ll be together and forever
by Princess 18383 August 1, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. 