fap material

Noun. usually pornographic media intended for the use of masturbation. Fap being the verb to masturbate.

"Do you know where I can get some decent fap material?"
"Um... try fapmaterial.com"

by A.Fapper July 20, 2012

Mateus

A magical jew fairy who does some trippy shit. Likes to frequently troll. It is unknown to the world but Mateus is the biggest skux of all time.

"Oh hey Mateus, hows it going?"

"Pretty average, only scored about 300 CHICKS!...................
LAST NIGHT!"

by aceboy27 December 11, 2011

mathers

A common question used to answer the phone in Bakersfield, CA. It origination is uknown, however some speculate that it is traced to the Qatarian ancestors of the Janish tribe in Elk Hills. This saying was featured in the independent film, "Uncle Anna's Vagana".

Mathers? How can I help you.

by Liz Barrick November 4, 2007

MastersBating

Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.

He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.

by Rockweezy April 8, 2010

relationship material

n. A status bestowed from one individual upon another exemplifying satisfaction anticipated from maintaining a relationship with that individual. This evaluation is highly subjective and typically reflects a great deal of personal preference. However, this term is usually used in situations where the relationship is not exclusively sexual (i.e., it is not used to describe a fuck buddy).

Claire: Matt is hott, but I can't stand talking to him; he is so stupid!

Jenn: Not relationship material, huh?

by lugnutwrench August 12, 2008

alma mater

An institution that has ceased to give a flying fuck about you post-graduation but keeps in touch in case you do something they can publicize or make money they can ask for.

My alma mater sent a donation envelope to my shack in the hood.

by FoxBat March 27, 2008

materia

Orbs that are equipped into slots of the famous classic RPG "Final Fantasy VII". they grant certain special abilities to the characters equipped with them.

Materia also means "matter" in some languages that derivate from the Latin. Which is the substance in which our universe is composed of.

I'm going to equip all of my good materia onto Cloud's slots.

by Frann June 16, 2007