Masterbational

Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.

Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.

by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009

Masturbae

Your primary source of stimulation.

I've never touched her, but she's my masturbae.

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Masterbarfing

Masterbarfing is when you jack off so many times and you throw up due to excessive masterbating

Alex: I jammed it so many times yesterday I master barfed.
Me: Masterbarfing? How many times did you jam it?
Alex: 17 times.

by Cundyshlut August 23, 2011

Masterbex

A person who stands off to the side and masterbates while watching two others have sex. (Masterbate + sex = Masterbexe)

During threesomes I never join in, I'm more of a Masterbex

by RFS447 June 4, 2017

Masterbatable

When a person empowers the qualities of such supreme attractiveness that simple thinking of them for just a moment causes your loins to tingle and burn.

This one particular gentleman I know is so masterbatable that thinking about him in any way makes my mind and my pantys a mess.

by Bogus24 August 26, 2017

status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.

-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.

by andmybow February 20, 2014

masterbike

(v): to stroke one's shaft until semen is ejaculated from the penis. While riding an effing bike. Seriously.
Happens sometimes at Colorado College...
Possibly the most perverted act one could ever commit.

"Did you see that sick pedophile masterbiking while he passed by all of those eight year old children? He just loves to masterbike; it's his favorite pastime."

by TheBassist99999 September 3, 2009