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The mange

“You gave me the mange!”
Sorry mate
by Context? Who needs context! March 20, 2018
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litsubishi mancer

When some kid gets his licence and buys a lancer thinking it's the same as an Evo. Usually puts an aftermarket exhaust on it to make it sound fast and gets flogged by falcons and commodores.
"Hey, I got my first car, yesterday! Fully sick litsubishi mancer. Gonna turbocharge it so it's an evo"
"...It's a lancer you fucking retard"
by Zykarr November 14, 2020
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mope mancer

they love the mope and they say “nope” and use it as a daily dildo
the mope mancer wouldn’t stop mancing
by anonymous April 10, 2021
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Customer Care Manager

A completely useless specimen, incapable of making any sensible decision. Bordering on retarded.

A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.

Universally hated by all
Employee: Why are we doing this exactly?

Customer Care Manager: blah, blah, erm, blah

Employee: ok, then I'll just do it and watch you fail!
by lord lettuce farquah houston September 13, 2011
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windows task manager

to end things

or show every task
pls use windows task manager to end windows explorer.
by tre2012 September 6, 2015
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I am the manager

What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.
Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager
by Why am I still at marcos? February 13, 2019
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Assistant Stage Manager

Person who only answers to the stage manager and the director

Usually seen with the stage manager

Is more prepared than anyone at rehearsal

Usually doesn't know what they're doing

Is the adopted child of the stage manager
The assistant stage manager sat at rehearsal with the stage manager
by tired crew kid April 4, 2019
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