People who travel on trains and are utterly oblivious to anyone or anything in their immediate vicinity. They annoy all the time just by being in the same carriage and frankly should be culled.
Who the fuck is making all the noise licking crisp salts off their fingers? Oh yea, it's another fucking train mong.
by Ow See April 19, 2018
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A sufficiently talented eBay mong will fail to read the listing, be incapable of following clear instructions, fail to make contact if they win the auction and generally dick the seller about in new and inventive ways.
The eBay mong's natural habitat is a dreamworld. They communicate by 'txt spk' only, and never have any money.
A sufficiently talented eBay mong will fail to read the listing, be incapable of following clear instructions, fail to make contact if they win the auction and generally dick the seller about in new and inventive ways.
The eBay mong's natural habitat is a dreamworld. They communicate by 'txt spk' only, and never have any money.
Listing: Please DO NOT send text messages as I will not reply to them.
eBay mong, via SMS: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Listing: DO NOT ask for a buy it now price, the auction will run until it finishes.
eBay mong: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Seller: Congratulations on winning the auction, please contact me on xxxxx to arrange payment/collection
eBay mong: ....................
eBay mong, via SMS: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Listing: DO NOT ask for a buy it now price, the auction will run until it finishes.
eBay mong: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Seller: Congratulations on winning the auction, please contact me on xxxxx to arrange payment/collection
eBay mong: ....................
by antiseptic April 4, 2013
Get the eBay mong mug.When someone smokes too much weed too quickly and hits that point where you can't be bothered to move never mind talk to each other. Once bong monged the victim will usually go to bed to sleep quite quickly. After smoking such an amount you are left usually staring in to space not really aware of the people around you
Hey I seen John last night and we had a bong. Shit it was totally loaded n I hit it real hard. 20 mins later I was a total bong mong. I got bong monged so bad n just fucked off to bed.
by Deborahdoo June 26, 2016
Get the Bong mong mug.Malevolent cosmic being directly responsible for the World's ills and for those (in retrospect) idiotic decisions we've all made from time to time.
Emperor Mong: Go on, one more beer won't hurt.
Emperor Mong: Of course, she thinks you are irresistible.
Emperor Mong: The police aren't checking anyone for alcohol tonight, they are all in the station having one themselves!
Emperor Mong: Of course, she thinks you are irresistible.
Emperor Mong: The police aren't checking anyone for alcohol tonight, they are all in the station having one themselves!
by chrysalis May 3, 2011
Get the Emperor Mong mug."Tangina mong gago ka" is a phrase in the Philippines.
It means that you're admiring your feelings to someone you truly love.
So when you like someone say "tangina mong gago ka" that's they way you Express your feelings here in the Philippines.
It means that you're admiring your feelings to someone you truly love.
So when you like someone say "tangina mong gago ka" that's they way you Express your feelings here in the Philippines.
by Choi beomgyu 010 December 12, 2021
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A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009
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