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Mind Fuck

the process of being manipulated by someone who is clearly ahead of the game and knows how to talk to you in such a fashion that gets you to do something the Mind Fucker finds either amusing or beneficial to themselves. This can be done to anyone ignorant/high enough to believe or fall for such trickery.

Example: (ran out of room in below example so i put it here)

sober mind fucks can include but are not limited to

complimenting you or acting towards you in a usually favorable way so that to the mind fuckee, they seem very trustworthy, or deserving of a gift such as sex, promotion, or other reward.
high mind fucks are the most common and amusing and usually consist of;

convincing anyone under the influence of any drug, alcohol, or other impairing substance, to do something that any sober person would see as obviously ridiculous. There are two usual objectives a high mind fucker will go for: 1. is to trick everyone else so that he can make food and eat it all to himself without any of the other people involved getting any. or 2. to make them do something ridiculous.

Ex: Guy a = Mind Fucker. Guy b = Mind Fuckee

Guy a: (in the most serious and convincing tone possible) dude did you know that if you take a hit and your body is all compressed you get higher?

Guy b: really? no way dude!

Guy a: Yeah dude seriously, that's why we have this dog kennel because that way we can climb in and it will compress our body because its so cramped and then when we take the hit we will get higher. (shocked) you haven't ever done that before??

Guy b: no dude i have never, is it awesome?

Guy a: (refers to a 3rd guy who will play along with it and make it more believable) it totally gets you super high right Guy c?

Guy c: yeah dude. its awesome!

Guy b: well shit... lets do it.

after Guy A immediately locking Guy b in the dog kennel and laughing with guy c. At this time videos and pictures are acceptable
by Coggburn November 30, 2010
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Mind-Fuck

Verb;

1. Some one Fuck's With your Mind

2. Gets inside your Head to Change your mind

3. One Has Sex,with another, With there mind
1. She Mind-Fucked me about The Dance

2. She Mind-Fucked Me Into thinking it Was My Fault

3. She Mind-Fucked Me For an Hour, From across the Room during English
by Hunta Be October 24, 2006
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mind boner

When you mind has a big boner but your penis does not.
Hey girl, I know my penis isn't hard but I've got a major mind boner.
by bones11 December 8, 2007
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Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.
Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.
by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009
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Mind Fuck

An act similar to sex, involving two people sending mentally arousing brain waves to each other. No physical contact is required to mind fuck. Mind fucking is a very safe sexual act, however one should be warned that you can contract a MTD, or mentally transmitted disease. It is recommended that those who are about to mind fuck make a mental mind condom before hand, to help reduce the chance of contracting a MTD. Mind fucking is a two person activity. If you wish to engage in a form of mental sexual activity for more than 2 people, try having a mind orgy or mind threesome. Normal orgy and threesome rules apply.
I just had the most amazing mind fuck with Sara last night!!@ I got such a brainer, and her mind is so sexy. I could have eletricly compulsed on her brain all night long.
by Eddie the cool kid August 27, 2006
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Mind Kill

The act of one person saying or doing something with others around that results in the person looking foolish or stupid.
(Leaving a store)
Guy 1: Walks out right door.
Guy 2: Walks out left door and its lock.( Causing him to run in to it or cant open it)
Guy 1: "Ew damn you just got your mind killed"

Can be used for large and small situations.
by Matt_3192 January 12, 2011
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Mind Fuggler

A man in a tight speedo and a mask that the naked eye cant see.

The defiler of heads and the fuggler of thoughts.
I was in the park the other day and I saw the mind fuggler, humping everyones head.
by Gizzly Adams November 21, 2010
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