Luttenberger

A Luttenberger is a cleft vagina lip

Someone who has a cleft vagina lip would be known as a Luttenberger

by Iloveluttenbergers May 30, 2022

litteraly

Another way of spelling literally so mf’s don’t need to correct you

girl : omg that is litteraly amazing
boy: literally*
girl: stfu

by welcomer August 5, 2022

uterus lottery

Slang term for being born to a more / less privileged family.

Even though many celebrities have won the uterus lottery, many of them are morally deficient because of it.

by Jonas W January 6, 2008

chick lottery

an ugly and/or nerdish guy dating or married to a hot looking women

see that hot babe with that nerd. he must have hit the chick lottery

by nelpine1965 June 24, 2008

Fingernail Lottery

Risky game of chance, typically played by the lower classes or students, where a much-needed visit to the toilet is followed by the depressing realisation that there is a very limited amount of toilet paper at the user´s disposal.

Guy 1: "Last night, Mandy invited me round for a free manicure as part of her beautician´s course."

Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"

Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."

"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens

by Francois Fromage June 10, 2010

Tinder Lottery

Closing your eyes and clicking the 'Like' button until your free Tinder matches run out.

Person 1: I just can't seem to get any matches on Tinder. Is there something wrong with me?
Person 2: You are just being too picky... why don't you try Tinder Lottery?

by Richmannnnnn February 1, 2018

Australian Letter Bomb

A potent mixed drink, usually part of a late-night drinking session at dive bars or pubs between a young bogan and his friends, often consumed as a statement of strength. The drink is made as follows:

1. 3/4 Schooner (425ml Beer Glass) VB

2. 1/2 Schooner Goon (Fruity Lexia) do not put red wine in it trust me
3. And a shot of rum Bundaberg Rum
4. Drop the shot into the Schooner and slam it down

Bogan: Can I get a Australian Letter Bomb?
Bartender: What's that?
Bogan: You work in a bar and you don't know what and Australian Letter Bomb is?

by DanUnda March 3, 2020