Minute Maid Lemonade

Cum that is ejaculated after masturbating for exactly one minute. It’s yellow. After making it, your dick will explode into 7 trillion pieces.

Yoooo I just made some Minute Maid Lemonade

by Festivals May 27, 2021

scotland’s national lemonade day

the countries most celebrated holiday. families all over scotland participate in things such as; making lemonade, the lemon piss games and the infamous lemon dance.

“it’s almost scotland’s national lemonade day!”
“i’m so excited for the lemon piss games uncle jerry! i hope i get yours!!!

by hahshahs October 3, 2021

poor man's lemonade

when one goes into a food establishment, requests a cup of water with lemons, and adds sugar to create a bland lemonade to save money.

i didn't have enough for a drink, so I made poor man's lemonade instead.

by Otter Mozz March 22, 2016

pink lemonade

A fetish sexual act in which one partner hits the other in the face to draw blood and then proceeds to urinate on their face, hence, making pink lemonade.

My ho was feelin' frisky, and since I can't get no erection, I gave her the satisifaction of a pink lemonade.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

Tim's Hard Lemonade

Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin

Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.

by TimB1896 January 17, 2009

Lemonade

yummy yummy yummy lemonade is yummy if you don’t like it you is stupid.

person a-you don’t like lemonade?
person b-ew no who does?
person a-*stabs them*

by birdsarentreall December 10, 2019

sequassen lemonade

When someone is taking a piss and you puch them, and they get piss on the selves

Tobey had to piss, and i gave him a sequassen lemonade.

by mdawg September 10, 2003