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Leaving Shawtyville

An east American expression meaning to shorten/to lose height.
Carrington: Oí shawty, my gran has been leaving Shawtyville these past few years... she’s already shrunken 13 cm!!

Morgan: BAZINGA
by Really_Stinky_Feet345 May 19, 2021
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Leaming

A person who resides or was born in the town of Leamington Spa (Warwickshire, UK).

Leamings are best known and identified by their lack of individuality. There are two separate species of Leaming; the Chavs and the Middle Class. The Chavs are known to be very aggressive, while the Middle Class are timid and rarely leave M&S and House of Fraser.

It is widely known that if one Leaming does something incredibly stupid such as stuffing their trousers into their socks, getting a side fringe or jumping off something high, the rest are likely to blindly follow. This has so far kept the population of both species at manageable levels, although culling may one-day be necessary.

Leamington Spa has infected the Warwickshire countryside since 1830, when Queen Victoria stopped to throw up, then do a massive shit where the town now lies. It is widely acknowledged that the vomit then evolved into the Chavs, and the shit the Middle Class.
Oh look, there is a Leaming!

The Leamings are jumping off the bridge.
by littlemissjames November 13, 2012
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Leakin

Another word for saying something is cool, Gucci, or sweet
Cade: Yooo! Those new shoes are leakin'!
by ChiefBirdclaw March 12, 2021
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Deaf leading the deaf

Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?

Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.

Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!
by VanGremlin July 18, 2010
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car leasing

The act of renting a car on a long term finance agreement. You pay a monthly fee and get a new car.
I got a great car leasing deal to get my new car.
by Smythie78 February 8, 2018
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The leaving cert

The very important time in your secondary school life that basically decides your future, it allows you to enter the college of your choice with points that you yearn from the final exams. These finally exams are on everything you have learned in 6 years. This is why its very important to not sleep or dose many classes. As you will fail the leaving cert and utterly ruin your entire career. So no pressure
So the leaving cert is coming up gosh i hope i do well
by Im only dish soap March 6, 2020
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The Blind Leading The Blind

When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.
My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022
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