Dalai Lama

Is a goats milk producing llama from Australia. Normally a herbivore but can have random tendencies to eat small animals. A very rare creature that many people have spent there lives trying to find. There have only been about 5 sightings on record.

person 1 - "Dude!" is that Dalai Lama milk?
person 2 - Nah, thats worth millions.

by lemur man (look it up) August 9, 2009

lamanist

A type of whore who shoves rotten cabbages up ones anal organ before giving oral pleasure.

I am afraid of paying an lamanist for pleasure, for if i do, there will be harm done to me as well as the poor cabbage.

by Elmo and Gonzo August 26, 2005

Lakmal

A square frisbee with sharpened edges and pointy corners

"Dude, throw me the Lakmal!"
"That chick just got owned in the face by a Lakmal."

by Shu4 November 23, 2009

lamar

thristy ass nigga.
more than a lame

look at dusty buddy thirsty ass, that nigga is a lamar.

by the infamous chocolate October 14, 2003

Lamar

Huge, absolutely massively enormous out of proportion Jew boy on the planet

"Hey can I bum a smoke?"

Nah I only have 12 left.

LOL, fkn LAMAR

"Hey, you still owe two hundred bucks dude!"

"No I don't dude!, I paid you back!"

LAMAR!

"Hey dude! I am down the street from your house and I need a ride 5 blocks down.. can you come scoop me?"

"Nah sorry I only have a half a tank of gas left.."

......... *sigh* >.. lamar ..

by GIMMENUT January 19, 2012

lagmaster

A person who lags so much that their computer/ laptop can't play deus ex, and people cant play games with him/her online because of slowness

stewy from the reject school

by luke April 8, 2005

Lama Internet

The personification of the vast amount Tibetan Buddhist teaching available on the internet.

Since moving, I no longer have access to a guru, so I'll just go online and ask Lama Internet.

by maximo hudson May 16, 2009