lacavi

A young man who sounds and acts middle-aged. The sound of his voice most likely resulting from chain smoking. A Lacavi, an extremely fat, and unlikable individual, having no ability to coerce a woman or a man into liking him finds it necessary to adopt a child to spend his time with. However, Lacavis treat their adopted children like trash and barely keep them out of the attention of children's services. Lacavis, not having a strong connection with anyone tend to feel it is necessary to exaggerate and make things up to make themselves seem cool. They also generally disappear for long periods of time without a trace. This is generally because they have crossed the line with their adopted child and raped them or raped another individual.

Come here son, get away from that awful Lacavi.

That Lacavi said that he did a 2700 dmg Blade: Jin on an IT... that's not even possible.

by RPCblast July 6, 2006

Lancaster

When you're boning your girlfriend and she yells out some mythical creature that you have never heard of. Instead of yelling at her and asking her what the hell she is talking about you simply yell "Oh Lancaster" and you will both be equally confused.

Girl: Oh Lockeness Monster!!!!
Guy: OH LANCASTER
Girl: What the hell?
Guy: What the hell is the lockeness monster?

by Barry S. June 2, 2009

layák

Turkey's philosophy of open-mindedness and secularism.
Turkish people are one of the happiest people living today, because they left behind them a heritage of hate and bigotry of Islam, supplanted by freedom and music, art and modern life in all its manifestations.

The growing, shade-of-camel Muslim protohumanist JoeJihadi mind-'closet' is putting layák on the backfoot. Terrorist bombings like those happened at the Turkish resort town of Antalya in 2006 (and who knows what's coming next?), represent the camel's nose of the quest for freedom!

by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007

lancaster calves

Having large, muscular calves

A lady whose calves are like WHAT

Damn, those calves are straight Lancaster calves

by chinobeans May 6, 2009

ladcake

Someone who is a MAJOR brosef.
Layers and layers of lad, like a cake.

Negro 1: "You'll always be my ladcake."
Negro 2: "You'll never be a ladcake... to anyone!"
Negro 1: "Man, FUCK you!"
Negro 2: "Why are you always trying to be my friend?
You know how much i hate you..."

by Elaborate-Enough September 9, 2010

lancashire hotpot

n. See creampie, but strictly between the flaky pastry of the Northern British folds.

Y'all right sonny? You want me to give me a Lancashire Hotpot tonight?
You randy buggar, ye!

by Mrs Brown March 13, 2015

lanca

A rare sparkling dimand said to have power over pirates

The pirate lost tought for other treasures when he seen lanca

by camdon bin October 7, 2016