A crude way of calling someone a 'wanker', used heavily between employees at actual UK law firms due to the derogatory nature of being known as a scumbag lawyer like the infamous Andrew Crossley.
davenport69_4u: LOL I just sent a legal letter to some dumb kid and her parents went ballistic!!! lmao down wit all pirates
RealLawyer: You sound like you're practicing for ACS Law, you utter simpleton.
RealLawyer: You sound like you're practicing for ACS Law, you utter simpleton.
by Andrew Crosswithme September 25, 2010
Get the ACS Lawmug. An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"
by SHANNON January 13, 2004
Get the mother in lawmug. The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.
The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."
- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."
- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."
by Ebenezer Shittingway November 19, 2010
Get the Gordon's Lawmug. by ikswelisaW ttaM November 18, 2011
Get the Goodman's Lawmug. On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.
by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006
Get the Mancow's Lawmug. When a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview.
Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.
Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.
Asshole: “Look! This gay person on Twitter says that straight people should be made into cat food! The gay agenda is real and violent!”
Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”
Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”
Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”
Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”
Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”
Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”
by halfsyproblems December 27, 2016
Get the Nemesis Lawmug. by livingRockChurch January 3, 2014
Get the The Darlington Lawmug.