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laser minigun

sci-fi weapon of mass destruction. cannot be countered. your only chance of surviving an encounter with someone that wields a laser minigun is to run and hide in the hopes that they wont notice you.
guy 1: bro ur so trash

guy 2: *pulls out laser minigun*

guy 1: BRO ITS JUST A JOKE ITS ONLY A JO- *Gets fried*
by Hehe I cheated April 27, 2021
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Arkansas laser pointer

The man is laying down, one leg up, pelvis thrusted, and the woman is just going crazy
Hubert, come over here and give me an arkansas laser pointer!
by Emohelelwhy March 29, 2022
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Laser boating

Consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol Un the the a.m. hours. Then restocking on said substances to continue consuming all day with no sleep.
We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.
by Drock221 September 25, 2014
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Laser Ladies

Another word for cd's, more specially an album you really enjoy.
I got some new Laser Ladies for my truck, Bessies gonna love the Red Hot Chili Peppers
by Asterisk Potato March 26, 2024
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Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.
Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”
by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020
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the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.
Face the laser piss beam of death you moron
by JackerEgg July 4, 2024
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dumb laser

(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.
by Snibby August 1, 2012
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