Landreno

A Landreno describes a dirty frenchman, who is consistently on the prowl for young underage and susceptible boys. Known to hang around middle school in order to locate his prey. Often times claims to go to the gym but has never really been spotted or verified. Extremely mobile, using his large ears to swiftly move from point to point. If spotted, do be alarmed, throw croisants at this creature as he finds them irresistable. WARNING: Do not attempt to to engage in sexual activities with the dirty frenchman, HE WILL NOT CALL YOU BACK!!!

The Landreno was relentless in his pursuit for dirty frenchman food and young boys butts.

by frankie singleton September 3, 2013

landparents

When you live in your parents' house and they charge you rent, they are your landparents.
A modification of "landlord."

"My landparents charge me pretty cheap rent, but you know, there are drawbacks..."

"I might miss a payment to my landparents."

by Saturnite December 11, 2013

landmarking

To visit a place or area and take a picture of your back with your arms out. To face the world and leave your mark where you've visited.

"Hey, how was your trip to California?"
"It was awesome, check out this picture of me landmarking on Runyon Canyon"

by takeatoor April 4, 2015

landbag

What you call a landlord who is obsessively cheap. She's a lonely old bitch who is always trying to use her tennants to do maintenance, without compensation. She is a general nuisance who will enter tennants apartment without consent.

The landbag came by to collect the rent.

by Faultliner December 5, 2017

lanfranco

Hot italian prosciutto, that can ne confused with mortadella, but he is the one and only (27,3 cm)

I wanna have my membro as long as lanfrancos one, he is my idol

by Jskamam February 9, 2018

lancrackers

The cracked out strung out far gone lossed cause homeless that talk to street signs and fight trees that talk back population of Antelope Valley California (“Lancaster, Palmdale”)

There are so many lancrackers here now.

by Shaneathon80 April 9, 2018

landarium

Simulation of earth terrain usually found in a glass box or geometric glass shape. Similar to an aquarium without water.

Gurl just got a sick landarium for my coffee table! Might get a chameleon next week to go wit it.

by Cat On A Hot Tin Roof June 12, 2018