ACS Law

A crude way of calling someone a 'wanker', used heavily between employees at actual UK law firms due to the derogatory nature of being known as a scumbag lawyer like the infamous Andrew Crossley.

davenport69_4u: LOL I just sent a legal letter to some dumb kid and her parents went ballistic!!! lmao down wit all pirates
RealLawyer: You sound like you're practicing for ACS Law, you utter simpleton.

by Andrew Crosswithme September 25, 2010

mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"

I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

Gordon's Law

The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.

The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.

- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."

- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."

by Ebenezer Shittingway November 19, 2010

Goodman's Law

Every woman is one drink away from a lesbian encounter.

Matt: Did you see Danielle and Nicole kiss when they were drunk?!
Aaron: Evidence of Goodman's Law.

by ikswelisaW ttaM November 18, 2011

Mancow's Law

Pedophiles and sexual predators may be subjected to the Death Penalty upon prosecution.

On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006

Hakimi's law

It is a traditional practice where a married man transfers all belongings under his name to a close relative of his shortly into his marriage to protect himself from possible greedy and selfless abuse of a divorce by his wife resulting in him losing 50% of all belongings or a possibly higher proportion.

I might follow hakimi's law to protect myself soon, I'm worried my partner will divorce me for my money and belongings.

by controllzlmao April 18, 2023

Lackland's Laws

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.

Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.

by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011