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looking for number three

When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.
"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."
by J Min January 26, 2009
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Looking for a date

Looking for a date is when a cop targets certain crimes (usually speeding and other minor traffic violations) in order that they will get overtime to appear in court when the ticket is challenged.
The cop chased down Don for doing 5 miles over because he was looking for a date for July 1st.
by br1ght May 21, 2009
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Looking Like Bae (LLB)

Someone who looks so good you'd consider wifing/hubbing them up.

Someone who's looking mad good got you in your feelings

Someone who's fly as fuck
Someone who looks really good
Looking Like Bae (LLB) :

Mmmph he's so fine he's (LLB) Looking Like Bae.

Dang man that girl over there is (LLB)Looking Like Bae.
by FTMTBEAR June 13, 2015
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looting

According to Associated Press, it's what black people do when they need food in a hurricane.

See also: finding
A young man walks through deep flood water after looting a grocery store in New Orleans on Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005. Flood waters continue to rise in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina did extensive damage when it made landfall on Monday.
by kjsalfjldafds September 26, 2005
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Looking for Diagon Alley

Tripping balls. Especially to the point where one may actually be looking for diagon alley.
Man how much acid did that guy take? He's been looking for diagon alley all day!
by Robot_House February 24, 2011
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Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.
by veteransalt May 18, 2014
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