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hoe list

1. a list in which the names of sluts, thots, and whores' names are listed in an orderly fashion.

(Sometimes the girls aren't hoes, but who gives a fuck?)
2. an insult
Damn! Kesha's name was the first one on the hoe list!

Bitch, shut the fuck up. That's why you're on my hoe list.
by OhNoItsaUsername November 20, 2013
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Leap List

A list of ten things you want to do before taking your next big leap in life (e.g. before you get married, or have kids or turn 40). The term was originally used in a Honda campaign for the CR-V.
Seeing the Norther Lights up in Alaska is definitely on my leap list. I need to do it before I have kids.
by Tango12 February 2, 2012
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Bucket list weekend

A list of epic events you want to accomplish before Monday morning.
Hey Brandon, start making your list for the bucket list weekend!
by Clever Longboards July 28, 2009
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fita list

'Fucked in the ass' list. A list of people or things that have pissed you off and you would to see them fucked in the ass in retribution. May or may not be a physical list.
Ive had enough of you. Congratulations, you just made my fita list.
by itaub1 December 31, 2009
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double linked list

A homoerotic sexual act involving multiple partners. While performing the double linked list, each partner inserts his penis in the anus of the the partner in front and caresses the testicles of the partner behind him.

The effect is similar to that of the double linked list data structure.
"Those 5 guys totally pulled off a double linked list last night'
by SwoleMan5001 April 21, 2011
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Boyfriend Offenders List

This list was developed identical to the Sex Offenders List in order to give the public an opportunity to know which men (I mean boys) have satisfied the criteria of a Boyfriend Offender.

Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)

It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.
Boyfriend Offenders List
by purplebubblegum:) October 20, 2010
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Craig's List Orgy

A hurriedly organized mass suck festival using the internets. Participants are typically those lurking the internet for a random encounter.
Bill: How was the Craig's List hook up?

Ted: Turned out to be a craig's list orgy, so I can't complain.
by GrizzlyE July 5, 2010
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