Blue Laser

The best team in the KFFL.

J.T. Arpent: Blue Laser is really a much better team than Damage Inc, Demolition Kings, Benz-Ballers and definatly the Mighy Duck Shirts. And what a great name...

B. Jeansong: (to himself) I wish I was as clever and intelligent as those Berteaus.

Cabellero: Quack.

by dilbear July 27, 2004

Taco Fest Laser Gun

Noun.
A laser gun wielding taco super hero. Arch nemisis is Besto.
Oragin: Latin Taco Festare Lasero Gunare- To Eat Tacos

Look in the sky its a bird its a plane... its a taco? Its Taco Fest Laser Gun!

by TFLG April 24, 2009

scarp laser raser

A very sexy man with no hoes because he doesn't eat jello with a spork.
Often found fucking computers.

That faggot is a scarp laser raser

by NiggerNugget August 13, 2016

jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.

I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.

by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021

fookin laser sights

In video games, when a player is using a weapon with laser sights as an attachment and you get shot by that weapon, it isn't uncommon to use the phrase. It is used when you are partially blinded on the screen by the sight, or all you can see is the sight from behind cover.

You can also replace the word fookin with either shitty, op, cancerous..

Player 01: "I just got killed by the douche with fookin laser sights!"

Player 02: "You must be pretty shit then.."

by VapeLordSmoke November 4, 2017

like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.

Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

frickin laser beam

frickin laser beam (Verb)

1) Used as a swear word, just like the f and s words, however towards an object or problem.

2) From Austin Powers Movie - An evil plan to have sharks with Laser Beams on their heads. Interesting.

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a. Anger building up, problem not going away, "frickin laser beam."

by Rave-Ness January 27, 2011