Two retard inbred wank stains that like to peg each other and butt fuck each other paddy loves cum and lar loves cumming deep inside paddy paddy lives in a scrap yard and lar lives up paddys arse paddy's shaves his arse hair and puts it on bread while lar just likes his with a bit of salt they both love cock and ball torture but paddy's loves to out pens up his arse
by Tang spec hai September 26, 2021

If he comes from England any other state then Belgium, he's cute and is the perfect boyfriend. If he lives in Belgium, he's ugly and aggressive. A big fat loser I would say.
by Ihateracism-19 July 19, 2020

Lar means you are someone that is very athletic and good at doing what they love but also stupid around their friends
"She is so lar!"
by Bbyyyyyy June 4, 2020

Lars is your hot, high school teacher crush who you randomly meet during a night out in the city several years later. You drink a beer with his friends and make out in the rain like a Taylor Swift song. A few days later he invites you to Engehave Park where you drink coffee and almost play lawn games before he admits to having a highly pregnant girlfriend. You don’t talk for half a year but then he randomly calls you at work. You ask if he still has a girlfriend and he lies and says no. But then you meet his friends during a night out and find out it’s a lie. He stalks you to find where you live and drops off flowers with a love declaration letter and ask you to meet him at Frederiksberg Garden a few days later. You go and dumps all of his emotional bullshit on you and STILL has a girlfriend but basically asks you to wait for him.
Cecilie: I am fucking angry and you should never write to me again.
Lars: sorry. I just want to see you. I counldn’t control myself. I know it is ruined now.
Lars: sorry. I just want to see you. I counldn’t control myself. I know it is ruined now.
by S1lle April 6, 2022

She’s a creative, hopeful, inspiring artist, who brightens everyone’s mood- and who am I kidding? You’re name is Clara, and you’re trying that one TikTok trend.
by ClaraWhoLovesGiraffes September 6, 2021

by DoraTheMfExplorer April 20, 2020
