Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.

by BradieBear July 07, 2010

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koala's vagina

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.

by john stromboli January 03, 2021

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A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

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To wrap yourself in a ball to hide your boner. Very useful strategy in certain scenarios

Jake: how did you hide ur boner from Kim? She’s hot af
Thomas: dude I koalaed

by Frfx god ngl April 30, 2019

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When a person has a white parent and a black parent they are a mix of black and white so they are a caramello koala

Did you know that both Drake and Barack Obama are caramello koala’s

by It’s not racist September 11, 2018

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one of my cousins wanted to be an oily koala but I tried discouraging her.

by Sexydimma January 06, 2015

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This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas

Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala

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