The Koala

The act of wrapping yourself around someone, like a koala holding on to a tree, and proceeding to urinate on them while moaning like the marsupial.

Hey, record Joe's reaction when I do the koala on him in the pool later. He will totally freak out when he feels the warmth all around him.

by Littlelieutenantturtle March 18, 2020

koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025

Koala Casserole

Catching chlamydia from a prostitute.

Man, I paid for a girl last night and ended up with a koala casserole.

by SW Oblivion February 16, 2025

Koala

A physically attractive girl who has no control over her emotions and becomes easily attached. A koala latches on, sucking the life out of the man she has latched to, and eventually leaves them out to dry in the dirt.

I don't know if I want to be talking to Natalia, I heard she's a koala.

by TheMeatMan46 November 20, 2017

punch the koala

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.

John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.

by Crashexl May 29, 2018

Caramello koala

When a person has a white parent and a black parent they are a mix of black and white so they are a caramello koala

Did you know that both Drake and Barack Obama are caramello koala’s

by It’s not racist September 11, 2018

The Koala

When one partner is a lot taller then the other and they proceed to have sex standing up. The smaller person wrapping around the taller one like a koala holds on to a tree and thrusting up and down on the taller partner.
sex imp standingupsex sexact sexposition thekoala partner thrusting

Last night after they left the bar he took the Imp home and he performed the koala on him.
sex imp standingupsex sexact sexposition thekoala partner thrusting

by Handsome Solo July 5, 2013