kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.

I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.

by hmf December 22, 2014

Kiddie Pool

When you ejaculate into your partners belly button.

My girlfriend likes when I give her a kiddie pool.

by Moto611 May 19, 2024

Kiddy Trash

A form of media that is designed to attract the attention of children, that lacks any quality, depth and imagination.
Unfortunately, this practice generates large quantities of profit for the creators.

Friend- "You know Fortnite?"
You- "Yeh"
Friend- "Don't bother playing it, its kiddy trash

by Console Pleb2 January 5, 2019

EAS Kiddie

A kid who's in the EAS Community and mainly copies off of other things. They also dickride making fake alerts for countries that don't exist.

eas kiddie: haha lol im gonna copy wxv24 and also make a fake alert for the united states of leo lololol
robin: bro what the fuck

by Adrmpa12 June 28, 2025

kiddie pissing

the act of pulling your pants down to your ankles when urinating. usually on the sides of roads or public places ect.

me and the boys went kiddie pissing in the park today.

by up the NUI. June 28, 2017

Kiddy Fittler

When a New South Wales state of origin coach takes a group of professional football players and the heart, soul and any form of pride in the jumper out of them

Here comes the Kiddy Fittler stealing all heart out of the footy team

by hobo traveller June 21, 2023

Kiddy Gurl

A kiddy gurl is like a funny nickname mostly used when speaking to someone you love or someone you care a lot about. You don’t really use it around friends you aren’t close to because it’s sort of an odd term KAK.

Hi Kiddy Gurls!! <3

by xxxkiddygurl November 9, 2018