I don't play for keeps

Not wanting to settle down with someone, because you don't need them.

"Its my year to be thotiana, so he needs to leave cause I don't play for keeps."

by who.rly.cares March 21, 2019

Keemstar

Daniel Keem is mostly known as DJ Killer Keemstar or Killer Keemstar, who is the infamous host of DramaAlert, a YouTube channel based off of the YouTube drama that happens on the daily. Daniel is a 34+ year old man who attacks and goes after minors on Twitter, makes false pedofile allegations towards others, and got his fame on the internet for his immature trash talking and trolling on Xbox live.. All of his fans are immature losers who can't get anything good in life and majority of his fan base are under the age of 16 who haven't even hit puberty yet. Daniel Keem is also known as the gnome of YouTube for the fact that his appearance is gnome like and each time he makes a YouTube video his beard gets pointier and pointier. Also, Keem will swat, doxx, and slander you if you anger him. He has gone after many YouTubers especially, LeafyIsHere, another YouTuber making Tweets about his 'wart dick' calling him WartDickIsHere and at the time threatening to sue a 15 year old YouTuber, Shorbie, for making a video on infamous rat/gnome Killer Keemstar.

Example 1:
Logical Person: Keemstar is such a prick he said so many racist things. He was banned from YouTube shouldn't even be allowed on it.
Keem Supporter: b-but the stuff he said was like 8 years ago, so fuck off. TAKE THIS L!
Logical Person: Just because it was a while ago doesn't make it right… You're so immature
Keem Supporter: Nah you're just a WartDickIsHere dick rider!

Example 2:
Keem: *does something super shitty*
Keem: Why am I still getting hate?

Example 3:
Keem: I'm on Blog.TV with my fucking hands up!

Example 4:

Keem: Everyone in the chat, type in Alex is a stupid -----

by QuackLegs August 20, 2016

Keemstar

Daniel Keem is mostly known as DJ Killer Keemstar or Killer Keemstar, who is the infamous host of DramaAlert, a YouTube channel based off of the YouTube drama that happens on the daily. Daniel is a 34+ year old man who attacks and goes after minors on Twitter, makes false pedofile allegations towards others, and got his fame on the internet for his immature trash talking and trolling on Xbox live.. All of his fans are immature losers who can't get anything good in life and majority of his fan base are under the age of 16 who haven't even hit puberty yet. Daniel Keem is also known as the gnome of YouTube for the fact that his appearance is gnome like and each time he makes a YouTube video his beard gets pointier and pointier. Also, Keem will swat, doxx, and slander you if you anger him. He has gone after many YouTubers especially, LeafyIsHere, another YouTuber making Tweets about his 'wart dick' calling him WartDickIsHere and at the time threatening to sue a 15 year old YouTuber, Shorbie, for making a video on infamous rat/gnome Killer Keemstar.

Example 1:
Logical Person: Keemstar is such a prick he said so many racist things. He was banned from YouTube shouldn't even be allowed on it.
Keem Supporter: b-but the stuff he said was like 8 years ago, so fuck off. TAKE THIS L!
Logical Person: Just because it was a while ago doesn't make it right… You're so immature
Keem Supporter: Nah you're just a WartDickIsHere dick rider!

Example 2:
Keem: *does something super shitty*
Keem: Why am I still getting hate?

Example 3:
Keem: I'm on Blog.TV with my fucking hands up!

Example 4:

Keem: Everyone in the chat, type in Alex is a stupid -----

by QuackLegs August 20, 2016

keeshawn

a nice boy
mostly light skinned mixed with lots of hair
has his eye on a girl that likes him
hates getting his hair braided
wont get a chop
can sing

loves his homies

jessie-you seen keeshawn
jason-nope, wbu faye
faye-nope

by lilfaye October 20, 2018

the poop keeps it whar it is

An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.

First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.

A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.

by Don Pratt February 2, 2004

the kiss that keeps on kissing

The kiss that keeps on kissing is also known as herpes.

Herpes. The kiss that keeps on kissing.

by Fearman May 24, 2008

keegs

Excellent, Superb, Sweet

"That pimp jacket is keegs! It's the tits!"

Person A - "Have you ever met that dude Hogie?"
Person B - "I certainly have, he's keegs!"
Person A - "No doubt"

by Mark Gubicza December 30, 2005