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Drop Knowledge

The act of ejaculating on a another person to enlighten them about your awesomeness.
Dude, I'm totally gonna drop knowledge all over that girls face later on. Educate a hoe.
by Keepsitreallikethat March 18, 2009
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couch knowledge

The state of knowing nothing.

The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.
Tom thinks he's smart, but he only has couch knowledge.
by catsarecool383 December 19, 2010
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general knowledge

This is knowledge of things not obtained from being taught studying
China has the world's smallest weaners...thats general knowledge😊
by pied hii bied😂 June 13, 2018
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Old Knowledge

A term for when someone was taught old, biased, and incorrect information. And when someone tries to re educate them about it they get angry and deny any new information.
Young Person: "Hey Columbus isnt actually that good of a person."
Person with Old Knowledge: "How can you say that?! He did many good things!"
by ThatAcePilot July 1, 2020
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frozen knowledge

"ya finer nails and ya toes are polished. but ya brains on freeze, in other words; Frozen Knowledge"
by RaeRaeJC October 23, 2007
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The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge

Pronunciation fer-bid-n, fawr-
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Most abruptly put, Marijuana. But this is the most dankest shit known to man, the F-F-O-K has only been grown by one man. This gent of sorts rolled with his G's about 2,000 years ago. Jesus, is the only man known to have known the proper growing patterns of this Sick Nasty Cannabis Herb and the secret went with his passing.
-Dude.

-Yea, man?

-Remember when jarred said he smoked the ffok?

-what the fuck is that shit?

-oh it's fuckin the dankest mutha fuckin shit known to man!

-the what?

-fuckin The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge, SALT-PEPPAH-KETCHUP BYYYITCH!
by Mtaylor1057 March 27, 2009
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Double Chief Knowledge Officer

A real position, above the Chief Knowledge Officer. Usually held by people named adam for some reason.

The Chief Knowledge is the highest position of authority in the Knowledge Department of the company, doubley as in important and powerful than the Chief Knowledge Officer.
Chief Knowledge Officer: The Double Chief Knowledge officer does not exist

Chief Knowledge Officer: Yes it does, look it up.

Suck it stone
by Double Chief Knowledge Officer September 25, 2010
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